April FB Posts

Mr Muffin Man is never short on craziness

(and quite possibly a tutu)

while we were driving down the road with our windows down Jersi suddenly yelled, "Ew! roll up your windows quick we are in the stinkiness of the cows!"

Nothing like "suspicious packages" at your child's school to get them evacuated and sent home for the day.

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Bahahaha apparently the radio is reporting the suspicious backpack was in fact a students backpack which had deodorant and a calculator inside! Silly over-reactors!

Me: "Love you!"
Jersi: "No, I yuv you!"
Me: "I love you the most"
Jersi: "I Yuv you the second!"

Jersi keeps poking my face and I have asked her to stop multiple times, finally Dayton yelled "Stop it Jersi, you're getting on mom's last nerve!"

After spinning in circles today Jersi told me, "mom, I'm fizzy"

Dayton: Mom I think I can see those ducks wings. 
Jersi: Dayton! Ducks don't have earrings!

Hope the kids' teachers don't mind I filled out their notes with crayon tonight...

Dayton came and asked to get a bandaid for Jersi...a moment later I heard him say 
"here I'll put it on for you, hold still this will tickle a little "
A few minutes later I heard Jersi say "Dayton put a bandaid on my broken yegg "

Miracles are fantastic. So are unicorns.